I ramble a lot because of my short attention span. so this blog will be random with sexual frustrations, my childhood dreams, and of course random thoughts. Words seem to tumble out of my mouth before they are sweet and buttery.

17th May 2013

Photoset reblogged from Oops! Wrong Century with 335 notes

Because the foreign film category never gets enough love

➥ Amour, Austria

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17th May 2013

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oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

Tagged: damn right

17th May 2013

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sephirajo:

“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”

Presented without comment.

Tagged: i need thispersonal

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17th May 2013

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16th May 2013

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fangurley:

nadunadu:

cosmoknaut:

damn

wow

oh snap

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16th May 2013

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skinnycalibabe:

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oocupcakewhoreoo:

fuck-kira:

lunchtrae:

… if there are 107.4 million blogs currently, reblog if made your tumblr before they added a picture to the sign up page

thats rude as fuck how the log in page doesnt have a picture….

wait, tumblr has a picture on the login screen now?

i haven’t logged out of my tumblr in over a year what

WHAAAAAAA? They have a picture now? I literally have never logged out!

You know you never log out when….

….uhh

Tagged: since when

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16th May 2013

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suarts:

Student living got you down?

Check out these 18 amazing snacks that you can make in a cup in the microwave! Cheap and easy these are the perfect snacks! 

Tagged: studentfood

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16th May 2013

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thecakebar:

Apple Pie Cookies Tutorial {click link for full recipe and tutorial}

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16th May 2013

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16th May 2013

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science111:

1. dip a spoon of gallium in a glass of hot water

2. make a bubble with smoke instead of air

3. dissolve the tablet in weightlessness

4. set fire to the  energy-saving lamp

5. push two identical clouds of smoke

6. create a vacuum in the empty tank

7. set fire to the smoke from the candles

8. overturn the glass with smoke

9. pour the hot solution in a plastic cup [x]

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